be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto upvoto and open /x/LGBTQIA read a post and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the contents of the post suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Sounds fake and gay giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of Upvoto perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough